April 2012
interviewer: describe yourself naked in 3 words
harry styles: a bit disappointing
me: what
my mom: what
my dog: what
zayn malik: what
paul higgins: what
my pet rock: what
obama: what
my cat: what
oprah: what
africa: what
planet earth: what
mars: what
jesus: what
beautifulonedirection:
gotta-be-spoons:
Liam...
beautifulonedirection:
gotta-be-spoons:
Liam...
The day Niall gets a girlfriend
louis-thrusting-skills:
Most people:
Me: “I just got a new boyfriend.”
1D comes to my house to hang out:
Me: So can I get you guys anything? Water, snacks, my virginity?
1D: what
Me:
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me: I said iced tea
One Direction on Punk'd
A friend: Harry, I think it's time...
Harry: What...?
A friend: It's time to tell the band about us....
Harry: ....what?
A friend: Stop denying it, Harry! We've been dating for months!
Louis: Oh really?
Harry: Woah now, we're just friends!
A friend: Harry! Are you cheating on me?!
Louis: Yeah harry, are you?
Harry: Uh..... Well, Uh... Yes?
A friend: with WHO?!
Louis: Yeah haz, with who?
Harry: ermm.. well..
Zayn: Don't look at me, Louis! I'm with-
Liam: Don't you dare finish that sentence...
Niall: No Zayn, finish your sentence!
Zayn: ... -Liam.
Niall: Well what the hell?! Liam! You have so much explaining to do!
Liam: Errm..
A friend: Harry.. Who are you cheating on me with?!
Harry: LOUIS!
Louis: Thats right, he's with me!
A friend: You're gay..?
Paul: Welcome to my world...
A friend: You're all gay?
One Direction: Don't tell anyone! PLEASE!
MTV: You've been PUNK'D!
One direction:
Paul:
MTV:
A Friend:
Danielle:
Eleanor:
Perrie:
Directionators:
World:
God:
Obama:
Peter Pan:
Kevin:
Fun-gi:
Susan Boyle:
Dinosaurs:
Walt Disney:
Mulan:
The Sun:
Directioners: I KNEW ITTTTTT!!
2 tags
I feel like if you want to date Zayn you have to...
ONE DIRECTION IS GOING TO HOST AN EPISODE OF...
stylesisforever:
omfg
